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Day 1: Geometry Monday

Top: Why did the triangle refuse to date the circle? Bottom: Because it couldn’t handle all the pointless drama.

Day 2: Algebra Tuesday

Top: Why was the equal sign so humble? Bottom: Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

Day 3: Calculus Wednesday

Top: Why do mathematicians love parks? Bottom: Because of all the natural logs.

Day 4: Statistics Thursday

Top: Why don’t statisticians play hide and seek? Bottom: Because good luck hiding from the law of averages.

Day 5: Logic Friday

Top: What do you call a 3D shape that’s gone to school? Bottom: A graduated cylinder.

Day 6: Punny Saturday

Top: Why was the math book sad? Bottom: Because it had too many problems.

Day 7: Classic Sunday

Top: Parallel lines have so much in common. Bottom: It’s a shame they’ll never meet.